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THE HOT CRAZY SCALE - A girl is allowed to be crazy, as long as she is equally hot


TAGS: how i met your mother barney stinson h** crazy scale
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by olivia

76 - July 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
Plus script.
rerun - February 14, 2009, 11:43 am

Ummm, I think they call it "Acting"...
Scorpio7 - February 14, 2009, 11:26 am
How the Hell would Neil Patrick Harris know? He's been in a committed g** relationship with stage and screen actor David Burtka, since 2004.


PEEPSHOW - In the back of the cupboard behind the old boxes of rice, The forgotten Easter candy have their fun.


TAGS: peeps candy show
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Bizy

tellitlikeitis - March 30, 2012, 10:01 am
Very cute.
rerun - March 29, 2012, 7:18 pm

Great, love it.


RED FORMANS WORDS OF WISDOM - "You don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you...is because you're a dumbass."




OPPOSITE -


TAGS: religion cult life time fanatic atheist dexter tv show killer
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by giulio

Zed - February 7, 2010, 2:50 pm
@xkeethx, counter-bullsh*t, Hitler was a Lutheran, there are NUMEROUS pics of him attending church services. Just more hypochristianity trying to lay the blame for their own crimes on everyone else (Jews, Pagans, Atheists, etc)
xkeethx - February 5, 2010, 1:10 am
the opposite of a religious fanatic is Hitler. An athiest who believed Jews were a less evolved version of normal humans. He used genocide to weed out the "unevolved". With or without religion, there will always be murder justified by a belief.


MILITARY TERMS -


TAGS: military tank howitzer
Rating: 4.59/5

More motifakes by Airman

guywiththesuitcase - April 12, 2011, 3:47 am
you said "that" twice.
pzykosiz - April 11, 2011, 7:17 pm
a s**t - something that blows others
MilDoc - April 11, 2011, 6:01 pm
Time on Target means "let's all blow it up together!"


burn baby burn -


TAGS: howzat feel heh heh
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by GaryO

MissPriss - November 17, 2013, 6:11 pm
When I listen carefully, I actually hear mine laughing at my feeble attempts! Big 5L belly laughs from the sumab****es.
spacedog - November 17, 2013, 11:59 am
Nice one. 5L
Reality Lord - November 17, 2013, 11:49 am

LOL5. oh yeah...this is epic!!!


THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW - Letting us know who the weirdos are since 1975.


TAGS: rocky horror picture show
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by cj29

whatukno - May 22, 2010, 2:57 am
Columbia was the bomb, I would have so hit that.
MissRed - May 21, 2010, 12:41 pm
Hey hey hey! Just cause those guys were beast and anyone would love to do them is crazy dosen't mean we lay anyone.
Ed-Hyde - May 21, 2010, 9:10 am
Rocky Horror Picture Show, getting those weirdos laid since 1975.
MissRed - May 20, 2010, 8:25 pm
Frank N. Furter! My my I love this movie.
Derek - May 20, 2010, 8:00 pm
Colombia, Magenta and ummmm Frankie (what was his surname?)


Peep Show -


TAGS: peep show sho
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

Sho - April 1, 2014, 6:07 pm
Eh he eh he eh he alright >:)


THE DOG -


TAGS: how it works humor
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - March 10, 2012, 11:13 am

I had the same reaction!
djrcreative - March 10, 2012, 9:48 am
ROTFL! I e5pecially like the "re-eat it" bit. Bleh... Kudo5 to whomever came up with that. :D


HOW TO MAKE A B.L.T. - the Motifake way


TAGS: bacon blt how to
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Widow9669 - July 23, 2010, 12:19 am
what about a quadruple bypass? Or the Almighty Quintuple? I expect no less than 5 pounds of bacon for the Almighty One to show itself.
Bakstabr - July 23, 2010, 12:14 am
Not enough bacon. That thing would only give u a single bypass maybe double..... Gotta aim for the stars and the triple bypass man


DIFFERENCE -


TAGS: life time day safe tv show cardassian kardashian gossip star trek
Rating: 3.84/5

More motifakes by giulio

NickelinDimer - August 13, 2016, 6:12 am
(Singing): "I'm a Cardassian!"
Bartimaeus - September 14, 2009, 7:41 pm
There's a mistake you could only make once. Good warning. 5/5
Spangle - September 14, 2009, 6:02 pm
gahahahahahaha
Mr. Shiny - July 20, 2009, 7:40 pm
lol I like this one!
Sean - May 31, 2009, 12:04 am
Ridiculously funny. Well done, ya bastard!


US NAVY 1 - Pirates 0


TAGS: how dumb can you be to attack a warship
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2012, 3:43 pm
No, desperate pirates. Not many opportunities in Somalia.
FacelessSailor - April 6, 2010, 1:35 pm
Get some! Some people never learn...stupid pirates...
TheWiceMan - April 5, 2010, 10:42 pm
Oh..oh...oh...it's just like that game!!! B4... BOOM, hit B5... miss my turn
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:44 pm
looks a discussion at my house, and I'll be d***ed if I ever call her a battleship again!! 5L


OH KITTY MAN -


TAGS: show me the funny
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - August 21, 2009, 1:44 pm
Uhm, Person, then the Gerry McQuire line doesn't work.
Person - August 21, 2009, 1:42 pm
Hello, Kitty Man? or Hello Kitty Man? your choice. Lawl
BriaHere - June 19, 2009, 7:40 pm
That's a good ph**oshop.


THE SPLATS -


TAGS: yes how awesomely attractive
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

tellitlikeitis - April 16, 2011, 8:19 am
Love this one... too funny CBaked. 5 L's.


THE WORLD IS A FREAK SHOW - If being born in the U.S. gets you a front-row seat, being born in Japan gets you a backstage pass.


TAGS: japan the freakshow
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by MrBlack

agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 3:06 pm
Excellent! 5L


COLLEGE HYGIENE -


TAGS: showers ponytails
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - August 29, 2011, 11:56 pm
And we have also noticed that you seem to be phoning it in, lower back-wise, lately. We were going to stage an intervention, Claire, but then we thought that getting you a new luffa would suffice. Enjoy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 28, 2011, 6:23 am
We know, We still have the cameras set up.
Claire - August 28, 2011, 5:21 am
Gross. GROSS. I'm happy to say I still shower every day.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:10 am
Buy the weigh ... baseball hats on dudes means only one thing. Because no dude does that after he's twenty to a full head of hair.
Sean - August 27, 2011, 1:07 am
Ooooh. I love this one. Partly because I'm conflicted. I totally love the look (baseball caps are even better), but I also immediately think that no chick does that to freshly washed hair.


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the ph**o for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


TRIVIA CONTEST -


TAGS: how was i to know
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Airman

crankyhead - August 20, 2010, 7:38 pm
LOL


DO YOU WANT ONE? -


TAGS: conscience is costly or priceless depending on how you live
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by motifayk

twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 9:25 am
You're right, CloudchaserS. And now I'm going to be thinking of all the crap I did when I was younger, like ... uhm ... never mind, too embarrassing.
5butjam - July 16, 2012, 5:42 am
Best I've seen in a long time
steve1961 - July 15, 2012, 2:02 pm
It's not that I lack a conscience, it's just that my conscience is bound with duct ***e and a ball gag ;)
CloudchaserS - July 15, 2012, 10:51 am
It's like you're going along in a good mood then suddenly it's "Hey, remember that one thing you did years ago that you're embarrassed about? Sincerely, your brain"


HAPPINES -


TAGS: happy rain sun shower burnt
Rating: 4.85/5

More motifakes by caveman

holymoly - February 8, 2012, 12:34 pm
@Gary... tahnks for the GIMP tip.. I dont have shop either, and was hoping to find a good tool... the name is appropriate too
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 10:37 am
Ah yes, the smudge tool Those of us with zero budget for Ph**oshop, there’s a free program called GIMP It’s got tons of tools, more than my mind will conquer anyway, along with the smudge and rotate (at any angle) tools, etc. Love your work, cave
caveman - February 8, 2012, 10:18 am
cheer Gary, and i did use ph**oshop, i think it's the smudge tool if i'm not mistaken.
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:18 am
...and I should pay attention to spell check
GaryO - February 8, 2012, 9:17 am
n-i-c-e, thanks for showin' the way for us pre-noobs, cave. Did you use poh**shop, or just paint with GIMP touch up?
Greeny - February 8, 2012, 6:30 am
priorities, dude
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:48 am
And to think, if only i put this much effort into my Uni work...
caveman - February 8, 2012, 1:13 am
pshhh, they wish they could afford me
Verdeckt - February 8, 2012, 1:08 am
You 5hould work for Hallmark


REALITY -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew destiny sad bad day tv show star trek episode
Rating: 3.92/5

More motifakes by giulio

Sean - May 23, 2010, 1:49 am
Set phasers on ... sigh.
Derek - February 1, 2010, 7:00 pm
Yep, I feel I'm Scotty every day.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 12:11 am
So, necrophilia, then?
The Goat - October 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Actually that red shirt fits her figure well!


RELIABILITY - Even the Empire had material problems... stupid "Lowest Bidder" contracting rules!


TAGS: november challenge star wars wait until you see how much an interstellar hammer costs
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Hippopotosaurus - November 19, 2009, 1:48 pm
5L's. i've seen this pic used a few times before but not as funny as this one ^_^. in agreement with 'moo' that 'aesop's folly' should STFU
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 8:13 pm
If you can make a better motifake from a poster that someone wasted... it's a must re-do! And LD hit this one outta the galaxy!!!
Sean - November 9, 2009, 5:23 pm
The pic was used before but goddawfully so. So give 'em 'ell, LD.
LogicDude - November 9, 2009, 5:06 pm
If this was already posted - meaning the picture, because the text is ALL MINE - I'd like the poster number...I would like to see how someone else used it! As for the pic, I Googled "Star Wars" and this was one of many that came up...rest are in fodder!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:24 pm
If you are asking me P. It's cuz Logicdude is the man, and this aesop guy is a douche....otherwise, carry on.
Porcelina - November 9, 2009, 4:21 pm
Why are you attacking this guy?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2009, 4:18 pm
STFU please.
aesop's folly - November 9, 2009, 4:05 pm
stop reposting plz


EXPERIENCE - Good judgement comes from experience. Experience comes from bad judgement.


TAGS: car wrech how
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by AdmiralAckbar

jameswnash - August 24, 2010, 12:14 am
I still wanna know how that was pulled off..what air! what finesse


HEY BUDDY -


TAGS: how to tell your buddy his fly is open
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 9:59 pm
Though that wink makes me uneasy...5
ICEMAN - August 15, 2010, 9:38 pm
Thank you Sir, may I have another? ;)
Cubbybear - August 15, 2010, 9:19 pm
Very funny Mr.Iceman 5 cool poodles


MIRRORS -


TAGS: mirror pretend show
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

ZETTABYTER - October 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Truer words were never... typed? spoken? whatever.. maybe


HOW COME... - ...things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?! -Homer J. Simpson




SURVIVORS -


TAGS: life time statistic joke star trek death expendable crew tv show rule red yellow blue shirt
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by giulio

bluewizard - March 14, 2011, 3:58 pm
yup..102%. Regardless, the mistake isnt big enough to change the obvious impat of the real numbers that well over 70% of those in red shirts are going to get vaporized.
Chateaux - July 16, 2009, 9:37 am
Someone did it believe me... visit and enjoy this: http://www.sitelogicmarketing.com/blog/02-a***ytics-according-to-captain-kirk
culos - July 15, 2009, 8:46 am
Someone needs to get a life! Seriously who has time to add up those percentages????
Jetman - July 15, 2009, 8:40 am
Someone needs to learn math, 102%?


SERIOUSLY -


TAGS: pizza how did you fail
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by dylanklj

spypengen - September 19, 2012, 11:29 pm
that person is the ma5ter of fail


HOW TO TELL YOUR PARENTS - Mom, Dad I have something to tell you. I am a rollerblader


TAGS: how to admit you are a rollerblader
Rating: 2.48/5

More motifakes by Budog

Hinoron - March 30, 2012, 3:22 pm
Tell them: A) that youre a crossdresser, but dont worry Dad, Im not very good at it. (peace grammar nazis, my apostrophy key is messed up)
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:21 pm
looks like a fruitbooter to me 5wheels for thee


POLE DANCING - How am I doing?




2012 - COMPLETE BOLLOCKS -




BLAS·PHE·MY NOUN - Actions, speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion, or make light of the pretend characters portrayed by their believers


TAGS: actions speech or artworks which show disrespect to religion or make light of the pretend characters portrayed in these religions
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Chef

GaryO - July 28, 2014, 10:07 am
‘a’ life…get ‘a’ life….sheeesh, I got 6 months once…seemed like life.
GaryO - July 28, 2014, 9:21 am
Wy, thank you for pointing this out, salearling. I was just thinking; ‘man, I need to get life’. Now? Now I feel p-r-e-t-t-y phookin’ good about mine.
salearling - July 28, 2014, 8:20 am
This is totally wrong... it should be Bugs in the center. At least he stuck with his original name his whole career, instead of Steamboat Willie.


I HAVE A SHARK - Your argument is invalid!


TAGS: i cant hear you over how amesome i am
Rating: 4.27/5

More motifakes by whatukno

familyghost - September 20, 2010, 2:04 pm
the Old Spice guy should say this.
Ed-Hyde - September 20, 2010, 7:14 am
sweet. 5L


FIRE BREATHING DRAGON - Not a myth!


TAGS: military howitzer
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by eunonimo

falloutghoul - October 6, 2011, 9:11 pm
Send this to militaryfunny


NEXT CUSTOMER PLEASE -


TAGS: how the fu oh nevermind
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Reality Lord - March 27, 2011, 11:38 am

lol.


68 YEARS AGO -


TAGS: dday eisenhower
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

EmilioDumphque - June 11, 2012, 3:09 am
...and a lot of ungrateful French waiting.
maoworks2 - June 8, 2012, 11:19 am
My Fathers Flag !
Jenna3220 - June 6, 2012, 8:51 pm
Only decent D-Day poster I could find. Thanks!


H.T.F - For when WTF just doesn't express your level of surprise


TAGS: how the fcuk
Rating: 4.58/5

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calvin5040 - January 28, 2013, 1:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Verdeckt - June 15, 2011, 10:42 pm
I can hear Eddie Murphy... "and GI Joe got stuck"


RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature death expendable crew tv show rule star trek
Rating: 3.79/5

More motifakes by giulio

elf25s - May 23, 2017, 8:13 pm
exception to the rule are two toughest red shirts to be on star trek scotty and uhura
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 15, 2013, 4:38 pm
If they're NOT wearing a red shirt, then they are future casualties... crap, I'm wearing a light blue shirt!
prisoner109 - November 12, 2009, 12:07 am
ha, everybody's a crip


SURGEON GENERAL WARNING -


TAGS: smoking howitzer
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Airman

MilDoc - February 25, 2011, 12:34 pm
Nothing quite like the sound of "Freedom's Thunder!" 5 TOTs Airman!
MPsniper - February 25, 2011, 4:57 am
arty arty i have a fire mission...3 batteries, 5rounds H.E. infantry in the open...
stenusmc - February 24, 2011, 6:02 pm
Like it very much to be on the outgoing end of this! Incoming end would be much uninyourfavor.
wonkycactus - February 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
As a Lieutenant of the King of Battle myself, I give this my seal of approval, Hooah!


HOT WATER -


TAGS: surprise cold shower humor poster
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 12:11 pm
Oh I don't know. That's kinda k**** XD
lgvernon - April 8, 2016, 10:55 am

Well, this and using his razor...(I was YOUNG, ok?)
JesusWept - April 8, 2016, 8:07 am
HAHA there's no better reason for a divorce than that. Beats infidelity, abuse, lack of commitment e.t.c. ^^^^^Up


WRESTLEMANIA XXVI MAIN EVENT - Bis Show vs. The Whale-Girl You can win by pinfull, submission or eating your opponent


TAGS: wrestling wwe the big show whale girl
Rating: 2.83/5

More motifakes by Erecrottod

ronsart - March 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
I want Mr. Culos as my Lawyer!
Bovee - March 3, 2010, 5:51 pm
LMAO FOTF this is the best ever. i more think they look like brother and sister in the picture. this is the best day ever. even if i am middle aged and jobless. crap gotta go mom says dinners ready. Mac and Cheese my favorite.
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:35 pm
Then why do you seek legal council, don't you know you can't pluck feathers off a frog? I think you're just having us on, in real life you wouldn't be able to even see your keyboard and you don't look smart enough to type blind...
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:32 pm
It doesnt matter all the people that do **** like this are nothing but middle aged jobless bums living in their mothers basements trying to make meaning in their lives . I have a good life so I dont need to worry about losers like this
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
Hey Culos, That's Tooty!
Faceplant31 - March 3, 2010, 5:31 pm
ROR!
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:30 pm
Name one insult ? Are you slow you dont remember what you wrote ? Try going back and re reading it genuis
R.S.Jake - March 3, 2010, 5:26 pm
This is SOO much better than Wrestlemania! *Grabs Popcorn*
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:25 pm
Name one (or don't if you don't want others to start flaming you)
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
You have nothing against me yet the message you leave "to help me not waste money" had MORE then one insult in it !!! Ya makes sense
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:19 pm
freedom of speech in that great country you live in. The more you comment, the more people will laugh their a**es off so take a hint and let it rest......
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:18 pm
Just got a PM from Jenna, Subject Piece of ****, cointent, We'll see about that. Jenna please know I've got nothing against you I just hate to see you spend good money on a lost case, that's all. The picture is free domain and there is something called...
culos - March 3, 2010, 5:12 pm
Not illegal in any country except China, Bring it on Blubber! If you don't want to be on the web, keep you pictures to yourself, on the Interwebs you are fair game, as long as we don't actually harpoon you by mistake. Amen
jenna - March 3, 2010, 5:08 pm
Guess what ?!? I just happened to stumble across this pic and the "Whale girl" is me , and guess what else a**hole Ive called the police and showed this and IVe called a lawyer you are getting sued !!!!This is illegal in SOO many ways
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:20 am
Well at least I have the benefit of knowing Edge won't be in the main event again...
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 6:21 pm
That is funny but wrong man!!!!
agdaniele - April 30, 2009, 7:25 pm
She gave her shirt stretch marks!


SATISFIED -


TAGS: world prison shower hands choice
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by caveman

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:19 pm
with all the good posters you have under your belt, I thought 'there must be something somewhere' and then I chew until the juice came up... ooops bad choice of words lol
caveman - January 26, 2012, 2:34 am
Appreciate it.... honestly i didn't know if people WOULD get it
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:31 am
this one is very good, I confess I didn't get it the first time


FATT MATT - And his never-before-seen application photo for Chippendales. Chris Farley would be proud!


TAGS: has anyone seen that saturday night live sketch with the chris farley strip show thing that was hilarious
Rating: 3.93/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

brettieh - August 1, 2012, 5:05 am
I like the gun pointed at his head..lol
ICEMAN - April 7, 2010, 11:52 pm
Something tells me there is a man bra in your future.
forseti - April 7, 2010, 6:22 pm
Matt, you look awesome! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise! We love you! :D
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 6:04 pm
Yeah, that helps.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:57 pm
Just try to think of me as Chunk and not THIS guy...
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:48 pm
I'm gonna try to forget I read that...
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:44 pm
Can't really blame him. no telling what else he had to watch before or after this pic was taken.
R.S.Jake - April 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
The guy in the poster doesn't like you so much Matt.
Fatt Matt - April 7, 2010, 5:02 pm
Farley was the man...


INCOHERENT BASTERDS -


TAGS: this is how you do it stiglitz b***er cookies salt pepper 1 cup water onion chopped garlic minced 2 cups vinigar add sugar to taste earings
Rating: 4.2/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

BoneCD - April 1, 2010, 6:12 pm
lol...5 Poodles
pieman - April 1, 2010, 10:27 am
Never said better. 5L


HOBOPHOBIC -


TAGS: how could drinking cleaning products make them smell so bad
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:25 pm
?
boeweizer - April 30, 2010, 10:43 pm
everybody on motifake has there own style
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:08 pm
Don't come back onto this site and start criticizing regulars. That's not how we ever did things.. even back when you were here before.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:06 pm
yeah whatever
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 7:03 pm
Shut up, signe.
Signe - April 4, 2010, 7:02 pm
Hmm this doesn't look like a motifake


SO, - How was your day?




THE INTERNET -




THAT'S RIDICULOUS - Women can't drive.




PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper


TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by WeAreAllFucked

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


DEXTER - When he wins, we all win.




HOOTERS - The originals


TAGS: howling monkeys
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 9:43 pm

Yep, it's me! Thanks for the nice welcome back!~
MissPriss - December 9, 2012, 5:02 pm
Igs? It's really you? Welcome back hun! 5L but split down the middle. Part for the poster and part cuz you're back!
EmilioDumphque - December 9, 2012, 2:00 pm
Howlers, New World: prehensile tails, stationary eyes.
lgvernon - December 9, 2012, 10:23 am

Just been busy, busy. Hope all of you are well.
GaryO - December 9, 2012, 8:36 am
LG! Where ya been?
mariand - December 9, 2012, 8:30 am
hehehe... wb Igy!


PLAN B -


TAGS: paranoid showers fear
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 23, 2013, 10:05 am
Why does that not surprise me? teehee thanks sho!
Sho - March 22, 2013, 3:27 pm
I'd give him some less cliche hiding spot ideas, that's for 5ure
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:56 am
Whoa...hold up! **** isn't a "bad" word in a parallel universe of motifake. Well I'll be d***ed!
MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:09 am
Haha! You got censored for saying ****. Dam...me too. To be certain no one gets ya Ugs best to shower with the curtain open...teehee.
ughomer - March 19, 2013, 8:50 am
This is so "Hitch****ian" it reminds me of The Bates Motel, Pwissy.
maoworks2 - March 17, 2013, 12:56 pm
Good One Misspriss 5 look Behind My Back L.
MissPriss - March 16, 2013, 11:02 pm
So...1 word in your comment and my minds gone to someplace very naughty...thanks hun!
GaryO - March 16, 2013, 5:04 pm
Quickly whipping out my violin, and playing it really weird and screechy


MY FIRST HUNT -


TAGS: how sweet of jake
Rating: 4.92/5

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agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:21 am
Despite what you think that hat was for, he was hard before they got to the blind.


UNLUCKEH -


TAGS: how awkward is that
Rating: 4.89/5

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CaptainBaked - June 3, 2011, 6:36 pm
I think its a type of watch...
Reality Lord - June 3, 2011, 4:00 pm

wait...what?
rerun - June 2, 2011, 9:28 pm

you know the tag on your mattress? When you rip those off the mattress you become a tag rapist
Reality Lord - June 2, 2011, 9:19 pm

watsa tag rapist?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 2, 2011, 1:09 pm
5....But stop being a tag rapist, I've told you this before.


THE GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH -


TAGS: show
Rating: 4.78/5

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FAME - it's good to make your mark and be remembered


TAGS: how quickly they forget
Rating: 4.73/5

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agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 10:13 pm
LOL! This is just a shame! 5L
Derek - July 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
We're getting old. My son (23), only knows him through Thomas the Tank Engine.


APOLOGIES -




SOME PIERCINGS... - May not be intended to show your individuality but to highlight your stupidity...


TAGS: may not be intended to show your individuality
Rating: 4.33/5

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R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 10:49 am
Isn't there ALWAYS booze invoved?
mike34 - June 3, 2010, 9:38 am
You've nailed it. 5l
rerun - June 2, 2010, 7:49 pm

Man, I just get home and log on to this.....I think I need a drink
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:51 pm
That is probably a VERY interesting story... Burning G. I. Joe, board with nail, 15 year old Jake, was there booze involved?
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:49 pm
The hole in my foot was cauterized, so it didn't heal up for almost a year!
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:46 pm
And that was when G.I. Joe was BIG! That was alot of burning plastic!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:44 pm
I stepped on a nail attached to a board that was holding up a burning G.I.Joe when I was 15...it was the quickest way to put out the fire when my mom came home...the burning plastic was the worst part...
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:40 pm
saw this and flashed back to stepping on a big nail when I was 12. It came through my tennis shoe, through my foot and stuck out the top about 6 inches. I sat down and grabbed the board and it was out in .4 seconds. The tetanus sh** was the worst part.
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:35 pm
That makes me hurt just thinking about it.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:34 pm
Oh...okay then... At least I didn't use the fencepost-in-the-groin picture!
R.S.Jake - June 2, 2010, 6:32 pm
I think you freaked him out.
Chef - June 2, 2010, 6:31 pm
What does THAT mean?
motifake - June 2, 2010, 6:26 pm

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


WHAT THE HECK... - Oh, I see what you did there.


TAGS: how read
Rating: 3.71/5

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Swampfox - June 28, 2012, 4:29 am
The lovlerly Mooses
fascistfrenchman - June 26, 2012, 6:06 am
Reminds me of: "We apologize again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked."


JUNGLE MYTH #1 -


TAGS: see how that works
Rating: 4.78/5

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CANADA - June 15, 2010, 8:27 am
HAHA! that must have taken some time to make. 5L well earned


SECRETS - Everyone has some skeletons in their closet but it's up to you on whether or not you choose to share them


TAGS: skeletons how many doyou have
Rating: 3.25/5

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shmoe13 - March 10, 2011, 10:45 pm
true
Cloudchaser - March 9, 2011, 9:03 am
Unless of course you run for public office then your opponent or your opponent's supporters will find them and drag them out in the open whether you like it or not


WINTERTIME IN INDIANA - I'm just taking the bike out for a spin


TAGS: how to piss off the wife ideal 23
Rating: 3/5

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rerun - February 8, 2011, 7:06 pm

I doubt ssjgoat knows anybody remotely involved with this image
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:41 pm
I have always threatened my wife with doing the same thing during our Indiana winters. As for the name calling me "f*** tard", i'll just take the higher ground and tell you, you are welcomed for me making your friends cool pic into a 'Fake.
Houseplant - February 8, 2011, 5:36 pm
ssjgoat:First, the pic was emailed to me with an accompanying joke about a guy who walks into his house with his muddy boots on and it pisses off his ol lady, so he "takes the bike out for a spin". Second: I have been a rider since I was 12 (48 now) and
TheTrashHeap - February 8, 2011, 4:20 pm
Prove it or stfu!
ssjgoat - February 8, 2011, 12:37 pm
To bad that didnt happen in the state of Indiana f*** tard.. My rl life buddy did that and how you got the pic I am not sure other then creeping on FB.. but get the facts straight.


OOO! PULL OVER! - Looks like that guy could use a lift. No, that sign is just for show!


TAGS: sign show gun
Rating: 2.85/5

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MissRed - May 20, 2010, 10:43 pm
I must admitt this is one of those " here's your sign" moments...


BEARDS -


TAGS: show us yer ti crankyhead
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - October 25, 2010, 5:44 pm
ROTFLMAO...what can I say! Excellent!


mashed, hash-browned, Lyonnaise, or Baked? -


TAGS: how to spell potato
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 12, 2013, 12:10 pm
One of the former vice-presidents don't have a chance now. Who was that?
ughomer - September 12, 2013, 8:47 am
sweet potato fries comes to mind as well, Air.
Airman - September 11, 2013, 10:06 pm
twice baked are good


REFLECTION -




DO IT WITH FLARES -


TAGS: peace through war eisenhower
Rating: 4.44/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 17, 2013, 3:30 am
That'5 an awesome poster! Love it! And the text work so well together with the visual.


BAD DOG - Just because it's called puppy chow that doesn't mean you eat it!


TAGS: puppy chow
Rating: 4.17/5

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HOW TO BIND A TIE - Because I won't do it for you anymore.


TAGS: how to bind a tie
Rating: 2.93/5

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RED FOREMAN - He hates Robocop.


TAGS: red foreman 70s show robocop
Rating: 2.3/5

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lolman - September 7, 2009, 7:05 pm
Look what I got me.. a brand new SUX2000..... hey its just like yours clarence...... KABOOOOOOOOM
tubs - January 30, 2009, 6:31 pm
i'd buy that for a dollar !
robocop - October 3, 2008, 2:51 am
touche


RUNNING WITH POINTY OBJECTS - Not Limited to Scissors




LIFES JOURNEY -


TAGS: ships that pass in the night and speak in passing only a signal shown and a distant voice in the darkness so on the ocean of life we pass and speak only a look and a voice then darkness again and a silence
Rating: 4.85/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2012, 9:43 am
WOW!²
forseti - September 24, 2010, 2:50 am
WOW!
crankyhead - September 23, 2010, 7:40 pm
Rerun, you've outdone yourself.


SHOWER SONGS - Dontcha wish your girlfriend was HOT like me




MY COUNTRY - is better than your country, because my country HAS country! End of discussion...you stinkin' Commie...


TAGS: stereotypical american bartimaeus has a banjo seriously i know how to play it a little toby keith country
Rating: 3.69/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - July 3, 2011, 1:38 am
This is heavily ironic for me. still, this poster kicks a**!
jeffhardy25 - July 3, 2011, 12:41 am
You meen Toby Queef?
Fatt Matt - March 22, 2010, 2:04 pm
Toby Keith is a talentless hack.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:23 pm
"We'll put a boot up your a**! It's the American way!"
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 8:21 pm
Yeah, Toby Keith.
Sean - March 21, 2010, 8:20 pm
Is this the dude who claimed in song that Americans can be defined by their penchant for committing a*** ra** with rugged manly footwear upon all those who oppose/despise the American way of life?
MO - March 21, 2010, 2:36 pm
I reckon I'muna have to 5 this'un. Ayup!!
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 12:40 pm
Well played, spacedog...well played.
spacedog - March 21, 2010, 12:24 pm
Hillbilly's rap? Oh right...Kid Rock. My mistake.
Bartimaeus - March 21, 2010, 11:59 am
Owning a banjo doesn't make you a hillbilly rappist...but it helps. jk
MrRandom - March 21, 2010, 12:15 am
Bart with a banjo....... Deliverance much?


SHOWING OFF - It will never win you the race.


TAGS: show off race fall accident ouch
Rating: 3.11/5

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Sex_feind - October 19, 2009, 4:05 am
Ph**oshopped!


SHOWING OFF -




DUMBASS -




PARTING GIFTS -


TAGS: parting gifts bob barker price is right showcase showdown loser toaster
Rating: 2.74/5

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Gene Wilder - April 26, 2009, 7:32 am
Father of all Oompa Loompas.
Fatty - April 6, 2009, 12:35 pm
d*** Bob, go easy on that tanning cream.


RED SHIRTS -




I gotta pee -




PHYSICAL LABOR -




PICK A CARD........... -


TAGS: how the mind doesnt work
Rating: 4.93/5

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GaryO - August 21, 2013, 9:22 am
You are of the few, JayDub.
JesusWept - August 21, 2013, 2:34 am
Look carefully on both rows of cards and compare them. None of the cards in the first row appear in the second. It's a whole different set. Thats why you wont see your card of choice there. Nice one, Gary ;)
GaryO - March 10, 2013, 10:39 am
Glad ya liked it, cynic. Its been around. Thought I’d get at least some derogatory remarks or head scratches, but nada.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:03 am
I nearly pissed my pants! Lol! 5L! This goes I'm my faves.


MAMA -




WHAT HOLOCAUST? -


TAGS: holocaust denial eisenhower take pictures
Rating: 4.8/5

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FatherTyme - June 18, 2011, 1:00 pm
Wow, just wow. RL. 5 tear-moistened hankies!!
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:52 am
I find no fault in that logic, RL.... you gotta go dark to get the goods sometimes.
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:51 am

dude i spent way to long looking at pics of hell when i made this. i need a few cold ones right now....then i'll get back to my smart a** ways.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:47 am
LOL!
Reality Lord - July 27, 2010, 12:46 am

how long before they say the WTC never happened? oh wait...they already are. i am humbled by your comments.
crankyhead - July 27, 2010, 12:38 am
Jaw-droppingly awesome.
agdaniele - July 27, 2010, 12:37 am
Golden, RL... 6 million lions.


SUICIDE -


TAGS: funny how that works out
Rating: 4.32/5

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LoLmageddon - January 7, 2010, 7:20 am
Slim Shady is a flaming fag.
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 8:45 pm
PM rerun
rerun - January 4, 2010, 7:31 pm

what program is this? I may want to run it
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 7:19 pm
Ya know aesop I'm not sure...I use software to collect pictures for me automatically, and that was in the cache one morning.
aesop's folly - January 4, 2010, 7:04 pm
what cartoon is this?
BoneCD - January 3, 2010, 5:20 pm
"Right On" Treehodger!
Treehodger - January 3, 2010, 4:16 pm
Because that white dude on the chain with the black dude "looks like" Steven King.
Porcelina - December 31, 2009, 12:05 am
they were probably in awe from their stupidity. haha, good poster
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:24 am
5L, but am I the only one cynical enough to notice that the white guys didn't say a word? Blasted Darwinists!
BoneCD - December 28, 2009, 8:18 pm
Thanks guys
R.S.Jake - December 28, 2009, 8:15 pm
Awesome! 5L's, but I feel silly, I thought it was Michael Jackson!
sickartist - December 28, 2009, 8:06 pm
5L total surprise.
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 8:00 pm
Didn't see that twist coming...5 Cujo's


PURPLE -


TAGS: show me yours i will show you mine
Rating: 3.88/5

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FredricT - January 7, 2011, 6:56 pm
Grandpa always said it was an enemy marksmanship medal. Still, I'll give anyone respect if they served.
fred - February 10, 2010, 5:02 am
Must be for Apiata!


TROLLS -


TAGS: this must be how luke felt when he found out about leia
Rating: 3.63/5

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MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
Love it Haar.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
And instead of being virgins, they took them and had their way with them.


ONCE UPON A TIME -




WINE - how rich people get wasted




MODERATORS - Hi Timmy..... Do You Want To Pet The Nice Doggy? If He Doesn't Bite, I Do.




CONAN, DAVE, JAY - The bar was set pretty high


TAGS: the tonight show
Rating: 4.04/5

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R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 10:51 am
Sweet! He will always be missed!
GreyScorpion - January 5, 2010, 7:35 pm
the undesputed King of late night. 5 Carnac's
agdaniele - January 5, 2010, 7:30 pm
They can't even see the bar that Johnny set.


HE AIN'T HEAVY - He ain't my brother either. He's my dinner if I can get him home.


TAGS: heavy dinner brother chowchow
Rating: 3.92/5

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MissPriss - January 31, 2013, 11:58 pm
I've owned a few ChowChows in the past...mostly fur! Thanks for the blast from the past teehee
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 10:51 pm
If God not want us to eat dog...He should no name ChowChow or create h**Dog


IMMORTALITY - It always sounds fun at first until THIS guy shows up at your party


TAGS: the tv show should ve had kurgan win at the end
Rating: 3.91/5

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Bartimaeus - August 15, 2010, 8:56 pm
Highlander references!


MISCALCULATION -


TAGS: reno proved his incompetence and benteen showed his indifference but they survived
Rating: 3.76/5

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ICEMAN - October 2, 2010, 1:39 am
Take that to the bank. 5L
Derek - October 28, 2009, 4:36 pm
Best colourisation I've ever seen
spacedog - October 28, 2009, 11:28 am
Amsome Haarakkon. 5L


IT'S NOT HIS FAULT -


TAGS: don t worry we will help teach you how to find a poster using numbers
Rating: 3.58/5

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Sean - September 25, 2009, 11:20 pm
You bastard!!!


A LESSON TO ALL -




RED SHIRTS -


TAGS: life time human nature early death expendable crew price destiny sad bad day tv show star trek
Rating: 3.34/5

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Zed - October 26, 2009, 12:39 am
No, guys, it's only the male redshirts who end up dead. With the female ones, it's "She's PREGNANT, Jim."
Derek - October 25, 2009, 7:48 pm
The blood doesn't show up as much.
Bartimaeus - September 20, 2009, 3:21 am
That's a great mental image...in zero gravity. 5/5
temp - September 20, 2009, 2:50 am
Quick, if you don't want to die, take your red shirts off.... I didn't say to put on another color shirt, just take off the one you have. :D


I BUYED YOU A MONKEY - but I eated it


TAGS: monkey food chow
Rating: 2.57/5


BEER - Proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.




TOOK AN AK 47 - Out from under his hat Blew Batman away with a rata-tat-tat


TAGS: lincoln ultimate showdown of destiny ak 47
Rating: 2.04/5

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spitfire111 - December 10, 2008, 9:07 pm
nice to have one... but i wish i can concealed it as a normal hand....


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